Happy Valentines Day!

The Hug


No moving parts, no batteries

No monthly payments, and no fees;

Inflation proof, non-taxable,

In fact, it’s quite relaxable.

It cant be stolen, wont pollute,

One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy,

But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,

invigorates your happiness:

Combats depression, makes you beam,

And elevates yourself-esteem!

Your circulation it corrects

Without unpleasant side effects.

It is I think, the perfect drug.

May I prescribe, my friend…

the hug!

(And of course, fully returnable!)


The RED Team hopes you have a Happy Huggable Valentines Day!

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